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Breaking News…

Today Santa Claus released a statement from the North Pole:

“This weekend is a special weekend for all American’s as they celebrate the end of summer with their Labor Day festivities. We join them in this celebration and take this time to congratulate them all on being nice so far. We would like to also warn all Americans that we are still checking our list twice as we officially enter into the election season. We would also like to announce that due to increases in energy costs we will no longer be issuing lumps of coals to naughty boys and girls. Instead they will be receiving a bag of¬†biodegradable non-toxic packing peanuts. These packing peanuts conform with all international standards for toxins and are completely environmentally safe.”

Just thought you might want to know.

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